Vol. 07 No. 4 Iss. 9

ok... was going to start this week's update... however I have been called away on some important business... so I will let you all know... I have found the love of my life...

LOVE

and man do I love him...

Vol. 07 No. 4 Iss. 5

Important shtuff in my life...

Today is Lovely Linda's birthday... did I get her anything? No... will I... yesh a hug.. happy birthday mom!

RobGriffin loves me lots... I am one of his heroes... click and see... I am taking bragging rights to that...

Supposedly I am getting hitched on tuesday....

I miss Angie lots...

There was snowflakes falling this morning... its April... itsnt suppose to be raining? April showers bring May flowers... what the hell...

I leave for Vegas in like 20 hours... I will be hugging Jackie is like 22 hours... Isaiah in like 28 hours... Then I do beleive I will stop by a couple BIG holes in the ground... and make my way back to this lovely town by sunday... I hope to get a camera to document... I will start an album... b/c of some movie.. i have that ability... thanks tom and some movie...

I got my toes done last night... I love pedicures... they are swell...

A quote that made me laugh from Nick Wronkiewicz "I just walked outside and a tiny bastard flake shat on my face. Curses on him."

I just now found out that I received my tax return... then all my bills were paid out on the same day.... buhbye tax return... well then... but I found out that BCBS isnt taking out what they're supposed to be... so I saved $30 there!

I love my dog...

This past weekend was a blast!!! I danced my f**king ass off... Friday at SST and then Sat at the Greeks' bday bash!!! And the dance floor turned into a cement slip and slide with beer as the water.... I fell flat on my ass... more like my side... I am bruised up and down my left side... I do bruise like a peach folks...

I might add more later... have to finish getting ready for werk...
Thank you for reading.
Adieu Adieu Adieu...
Appréciez!
rb

Vol. 07 No. 3 Iss. 29

Hey folks impromptu issue. But a couple new things that I thought I would share right away!!!

One. This Friday join me for Small Shiny Things at the Venice Tavern. It shall be good times! Always a guarantee!

Two. I don't know if I told you that my shampoo and conditioner was discontinued... so I was very saddened by this... but thanks to DrugStore.com I bulked bought a shit load of it... so my hair shall be ok 'til I can no longer find it...

Three. In exactly one week I shall be in Vegas visiting Isaiah and Chuck... Then I shall have a lovely drive home with the bestest friend I have ever had...

Four. I will admit that I have two crushes on TV... as I admitted last night... Hyde from That 70's Show... he's sooo dreamy... and Also CSI Brown from CSI: Vegas... if he were real... oooh... I wouldn't have to change my last name... that would be swell...

Five. Ron Donavon is the swellest guy I know... come tomorrow and I will introduce you...

Six. Kevin Trudo started a book about me... the full text below:

I am an asshole.

Isn't KT swell?

Seven. DawnBrown is the best mommy ever!

Eight. I am getting sick.

Nine. TONIGHT COMEDY COMEDY... A. Its the two year anniversary of the show... so its a big party... B. I am EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH at my second job (West Aurora Equipment Repair~i'm the CFO). Out of one employee... I got the employee of the month!!! Hells YESH!!! So we will be celebrating that too...

Ten. Today at werk is sing-a-long day... and we shall be listening to the best of the 60's and 70's all day!!!

Thank you for reading.
Do stop by tonight or tomorrow and see me... i would love to see you.
rb

Vol. 07 No. 3 Iss. 25

IMPORTANT NEWS IN RACHELBROWN'S LIFE

Even if you dont care here is goes:

Advice: You are only interesting for one month...

I feel sickas hell /still hungover from thursday right now... and I have 1 hour and 19 minutes left of werk

I werked the weekend. Hince my tremendous spike in my mypsace usage. Bored really doesn't do my current status justice.

I have not slept it feels like since last sunday...

Groovy had two seizures Wednesday morning. poor thang... she has to go to the vet now...

MaggieWilliams is amazing even if she created a stalker for me.

I am getting 18% of my taxes back. That's 2% of what I made last year. And I made shit last year.

Its like 76 out and I am sitting inside.

This past week I reminded myself that Metallica, Megadeath and pantera are fucking awesome bands.

I feel off the wagon within two days of me jumping on and was off for most of last week...

Jessica and I gave Fernando Hotspur Wronkiewicz Keith the First a proper LionKing funeral wednesday.. he was Nick and Jessica's christmas tree... we took it down wednesday folks...wednesday... good times.

I have a kick ass tape that I shall make all listen to... Bugs and Friends sing the Beatles. good shit. thanks jessica!

I think that is about it... but I might continue for I still have one hour and 10 minutes til I am off werk to enjoy such a day as this... probably sleeping... but nonetheless...

Friday nights are the lamest night of the week. Please give suggestions of things to do on Friday nights b/c they suck. Ernies every now and then is a good time though..

I like small paperclips oppose to large paperclips. The smaller the cuter. I have two cute ones on my pocket currently. I also dispise the colored paperclips. The ones that have that coating. You need know this b/c if you ever give me something paperclipped please note.. i will reject...

I go to Vegas in two weeks for A day. Then I drive home with the bestest grrl ever CHUCK!!

jeremiah we are fighting. danny you are odd. jenna, i will attend the scavenger hunt next saturday. is there teams? nick congrats on winning again. hessica you still stole the show... todd i owe you dinner tomorrow. bigdave: bite!

now I will leave you with one last important thing...

I just nailed my knee against the thing below my desk and it f784ing hurts. I shall bruise. And yesh I just whined.

Anyhoo....

Adieu Adieu Adieu

p.s. I love Mountain Music and I have 52 minutes left of werk.

Thank you for reading.

~rachelbrown

Vol. 07 No. 3 Iss. 18

Ok I was told to blog the IMPORTANT NEWS IN RACHELBROWN'S LIFE because people have too many bulletins or something.. who knows... so my weekly updates shall be blogged.

*interuption... going to get gas with the brother... be back*

ok... The Important News is...

First and most important... Jessica stole the show Friday night... Two Gentlemen of Verona... though not a lead... she stole the show... well done Jess well done...

This weekend consisted of a lot of things that I shall never do again... but I will be seeing Jess again next week... that I will do again..

The Dave cover band wasnt unbearable...

I like bars that close at 4 but smoking should be allowed inside... it was cold...

Getting drunk three times in a day is not a good thing... it was fun as hell but not a good thing... Thank you to all that showed up to buy shots from me... good times... Thank you to Erin for the bottle of Champaign... good times...

My dog is the cutest thing ever...

I think I am going to be going sober for awhile... today hurted badly...

I hope that Randy is feeling better...

I love Maggie Williams.. she is swelll, neat, and amazing... she brings me coffee to wake me up... that is going to be the 6th best thing to wake up to... Maggie with coffee for me!

Thank you to those who tried to get the knot out of my neck... its still there and kills like a motherfucker...

Alyssa... I have reached that one month mark... and I think that it might be over... I think that the one month mark is a good estimated time.

Question by the Moody Blues is a damn good song...

DannyWaskow is lame.

And I think that is about it...

Oh, lastly... I still hate people... especially rude, inconsiderate people... my mind is still boggled how people can behave... That is why I love the people I do... you all rock... to those who fall into the rude, inconsiderate group... you suck.

Thank you for reading...
Til next time..
Enjoy...
rb

2006 Summation Vol. 1

2006 was a hell of a year... this might and it might not be a series of blogs that describe this crucial year for me...

First and foremost... I am eternally grateful to the friends that I had made early on in the year.. DaveBrown, Angie, Jeremiah, Nate, and Maggie... I don't know how I would have turned out if it werent for you guys... then we can move onto Danny, Jessica, LittleGrasshopper, and Dawn... thank you.

There are many more that have made me feel welcome and loved... the Downer House and the whole Denny's Crowd...

I am truly a richer person knowing all of you...

Thank You,
Rachel

To be continued...

...eventually sometime around noon the three pile outside and join me for a smoke... the boys parted their ways and Jess was left with me...

Jessica and I make on our way to what turns out to be one of the funest days...

First on our things to do was get Jessica's car and then see Mama at the Martini Bar for some foods and drinks and watch da bears... welll this is what ensued...

we get to her car in front of the aurora house... Jess cannot find her keys in her purse... we then proceed to think of places where her keys are.... we go to denny's... back to my house.. searching... cannot find them... we say that we will have to get a key cut... its sunday nearest open dealer is in Barrington or somewhere far.. far away... and they close at 400pm but we have to do what we have to do...

we decide to still catch some lunch and a little of da bears at the Martini bar... we get there and da bears are kicking some ass... so then approx 230pm we start wrapping up for our feild trip to far far away and back home with a key... We get mama to keep our tab open.. and we start saying bye as I reach into my purse... and.....



yup... pull out Jesssica's keys... in my purse...

rewind: back to denny's in the wee hours of hte night/morning,.,.. we decided that it would be best for me to hold onto her keys b/c I wouldn't lose them.... HA!

we laughed and laughed til it hurted... then drank and drank... had more foods and drinks... and then parted ways... both with our own keys...

GREAT TIMES IN GREAT COMPANY..... me and jess are now together... I own the boopboop to all of her four chambers... b/c a boopboop is better then the key... yesh... we are happy... thanks for asking!!!